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09/11/2006 10:48:16
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Iain: "Make a will save to be able to look at her eyes." -- Iain (DM) making sure the introductions to noble women with obvious cleavage is as realistic as possible
Iain: "If I ever meet Chris West I am going to kick him in the nuts." Mark: "To be fair drawing a 45 degree angle through a box is not all that difficult -- Iain (DM) complaining that Chris West uses complex angles to break up the tedium of the maps
Mark: "We could turn Keygen's shop into a coffee shop and call it Starbrows after his rat"
Keith: "Well he's curious isn't he." - refering to Owyn. Kath: "Curiosity killed the cat." Iain: "Curiosity nearly bloody well killed the Cass!"
Bran: "Okay I'm obsessed with girls with heavy eye shadow." Owyn:"Heavy eye shadow? It's half a bloody chess board" -- Bran (Mark) and Owyn (Keith) discussing the female Last Laugh agent that was involved in the attack on Ord
Mark: "How do you fight an air elemental?" Drake: "Get a Dyson"
Iain: "Pissing is not a free action; pissing your pants is." -- The last words in a discussion about the characters never going to the toilet
Mark: "Hello, Hello, Hello? Oh, for fucks sake!" All: "<laughter>" Mark: "You're not fucking funny" -- Mark takes part in a hilarious jape when playing remotely from Poland
Xoden: "What are you lot doing here?" Bran: "(Bluffing) We are working for Drakthar, to cause trouble in Cauldron and spread the corruption." Xoden: "Then why, prey tell, do you have Drakthar's head on a stick?" Bran "Oh bugger!"
Anari: "Bran you are just a magnet for hillbillies."
Mark: "Anari is wearing a chastity belt; so no popping for you." Keith: "Er, lockpick skills and masterwork tools" Iain: "Masterwork tool." -- We again bow to Iain's superior knowledge on this subject
Iain: "Katherine you are almost on my balls and it's most worrying"
Mark: "Why can't they have names like, fucking, 'Smith'?" -- Mark complaining as the group scribe that the character names are just getting plain silly and harder to spell
Keith: "God she must be a nightmare." Iain: "But she gives good head; what can I do?" -- Iain again gets the last word in the discussion involving Kath's nocturnal habits regarding duvets and the compensation
Mark: "I need to remember to bring some nicotine gum next week." Iain: "Nah, you just need to remember to stop being a cunt." -- Mark and Iain on Mark's lack of patience.
Mark: "+1 for the singing, la la la", lest we forget the contribuation of a Bard in a fight
Keith: "What have we been wasting party gold on?" Mark: "Keeping Owyn alive." -- Keith realises potions and wands of cure moderate wounds do add up
Mark: "How much XP do we get for the couple in the booth?" Iain: "You don't get xp for killing people having sex." -- Iain unfairly reduces the XP earnings for a rampaging Bard and the rest of the party, it was certainly an experiance for the couple in the private booth.
Owyn: "I streak the baboons wearing the red sash." Bran: "Streaking baboons, why?" -- Keith playing Owyn finds a new way to disturb the group
Keith: "I'll search the chains' body." DM: "You find broken and unbroken links on the floor." -- After defeating an animated chain.
Iain: "Could you all please all stop discussing my sex life with my wife; thank you." -- DM Iain
Kellen (Rob standing in): "I'm gonna smack the monkey." Iain: "Surely a better time is after the fight?"
Iain: "I'm gonna sniff Drake." -- No we don't know why and nor do we want to know
Goblin Graphiti: "Stupid Humans. Who build town in volcano?" -- Iain's favourite bit of graphiti so far, oft quoted in normal conversation.
Iain: "Suck my cock", "You can suck my dick", and "All of you suck my cock" -- MZ inspired comments from the DM when rolls either went in the players favour, or went in the humous.
Keith: "How is that for teamwork?" Drake: "Yeah, you provide the enemy, and we knock 'em down!" -- After dispatching yet another monster that Owyn had disturbed from it's slumber.
Iain to Kath: "You are always trying it on." Mark: "Well she is your wife after all."
Keith: "What is the chance of rolling a 6?" Mark: "About 1 in 6." -- Keith and Mark on the merits of using an Action Point.
Mark: "With a name like Badoom, Lilah better be well stacked or I am going to be disappointed." -- Mark once again proves there are still lines to cross.
DM: "You're all bastards!" -- The DM again reacting well to the players getting good dice rolls and creating confusion to get away with things
Iain: "Why don't you sell him Owyn?" Mark: "What could he possibly want him for?" Iain: "He's a fucking priest for fucks sake, Owyn's a god damned teenage boy! I'm sure they can think of something!"

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